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Happy Birthday Fortunes

Eat, drink and be filled with good cheer,
A Birthday comes but once a year!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip. 

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
~Maurice Chevalier

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~Lewis Carroll

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~Jonathan Swift

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~Bernard Baruch

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind. - Alexander Pope

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Sing a song of Birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. - Franz Kafka

There was a star danced, and under that was I born. - William Shakespeare

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schultz

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.

You're not getting older, you're getting better.

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
~William Shakespeare
The old believe everything; the middle-aged      
suspect everything; the young know everything.   
- Oscar Wilde